see? this is why someone ought to go on an epic quest through the forest (yes, the normal one and the evil dark enchanted one.) the go through some dwarven mines, battle a big gigantic demon, get their group seperated, travel to three big-ass towers, kill a buttload of orcs, kill the witch king, travel in the emerald castle's shadow of hatred, have 1/2 of the group lead a raid while the other group members infiltrate the castle and fight the queen on the roof of the highest tower where everyone on the battlefield can see. then, someone ought to kick her into the nearby volcano, so that it explodes a column of GREEN. LAVA. then an epic victoy theme comes on and we all go back to our dirt homes and live peacefully with our bare, hairy feet. or we could just watch LOTR and skip the walking?